func (standup *Standup) ChatHandler(conv *slick.Conversation, msg *slick.Message) {
res := sectionRegexp.FindAllStringSubmatchIndex(msg.Text, -1)
if res != nil {
for _, section := range extractSectionAndText(msg.Text, res) {
standup.TriggerReminders(msg, section.name)
err := standup.StoreLine(msg, section.name, section.text)
if err != nil {
log.Println(err)
}
}
} else if msg.MentionsMe && msg.Contains("standup report") {
daysAgo := util.GetDaysFromQuery(msg.Text)
smap, err := standup.getRange(getStandupDate(-daysAgo), getStandupDate(TODAY))
if err != nil {
log.Println(err)
conv.Reply(msg, standup.bot.WithMood("Sorry, could not retrieve your report...",
"I am the eggman and the walrus ate your report - Fzaow!"))
} else {
if msg.Contains(" my ") {
conv.Reply(msg, "/quote "+smap.filterByEmail(msg.FromUser.Profile.Email).String())
} else {
conv.Reply(msg, "/quote "+smap.String())
}
}
}
}
func (bugger *Bugger) ChatHandler(listen *slick.Listener, msg *slick.Message) {
if !msg.MentionsMe {
return
}
if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"bug report", "bug count"}) && msg.ContainsAny([]string{"how", "help"}) {
var report string
if msg.Contains("bug report") {
report = "bug report"
} else {
report = "bug count"
}
mention := bugger.bot.Config.Nickname
msg.Reply(fmt.Sprintf(
`Usage: %s, [give me a | insert demand] <%s> [from the | syntax filler] [last | past] [n] [days | weeks]
examples: %s, please give me a %s over the last 5 days
%s, produce a %s (7 day default)
%s, I want a %s from the past 2 weeks
%s, %s from the past week`, mention, report, mention, report, mention, report, mention, report, mention, report))
} else if msg.Contains("bug report") {
days := util.GetDaysFromQuery(msg.Text)
bugger.messageReport(days, msg, listen, func() string {
reporter := bugger.makeBugReporter(days)
return reporter.printReport(days)
})
} else if msg.Contains("bug count") {
days := util.GetDaysFromQuery(msg.Text)
bugger.messageReport(days, msg, listen, func() string {
reporter := bugger.makeBugReporter(days)
return reporter.printCount(days)
})
}
return
}
func (funny *Funny) ChatHandler(listen *slick.Listener, msg *slick.Message) {
bot := listen.Bot
if msg.Contains("mama") {
listen.Bot.Listen(&slick.Listener{
ListenDuration: time.Duration(10 * time.Second),
MessageHandlerFunc: func(listen *slick.Listener, msg *slick.Message) {
if strings.Contains(msg.Text, "papa") {
msg.Reply("3s", "yo rocker").DeleteAfter("3s")
msg.AddReaction("wink")
go func() {
time.Sleep(3 * time.Second)
msg.AddReaction("beer")
time.Sleep(1 * time.Second)
msg.RemoveReaction("wink")
}()
}
},
})
}
if msg.MentionsMe {
if msg.Contains("you're funny") {
if bot.Mood == slick.Happy {
msg.Reply("/me blushes")
} else {
msg.Reply("here's another one")
msg.Reply(slick.RandomString("robot jokes"))
}
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"dumb ass", "dumbass"}) {
msg.Reply("don't say such things")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"thanks", "thank you", "thx", "thnks"}) {
msg.Reply(bot.WithMood("my pleasure", "any time, just ask, I'm here for you, ffiieeewww!get a life"))
} else if msg.Contains("how are you") && msg.MentionsMe {
msg.ReplyMention(bot.WithMood("good, and you ?", "I'm wild today!! wadabout you ?"))
bot.Listen(&slick.Listener{
ListenDuration: 60 * time.Second,
FromUser: msg.FromUser,
FromChannel: msg.FromChannel,
MentionsMeOnly: true,
MessageHandlerFunc: func(listen *slick.Listener, msg *slick.Message) {
msg.ReplyMention(bot.WithMood("glad to hear it!", "zwweeeeeeeeet !"))
listen.Close()
},
TimeoutFunc: func(listen *slick.Listener) {
msg.ReplyMention("well, we can catch up later")
listen.Close()
},
})
}
}
if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"lot of excitement", "that's exciting", "how exciting", "much excitement"}) {
msg.Reply("http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Japanese+kids+spongebob+toys_0ad21b_3186721.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"what is your problem", "what's your problem", "is there a problem", "which problem"}) {
msg.Reply("http://media4.giphy.com/media/19hU0m3TJe6I/200w.gif")
} else if msg.Contains("force push") {
url := slick.RandomString("forcePush")
msg.Reply(url)
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"there is a bug", "there's a bug"}) {
msg.Reply("https://s3.amazonaws.com/pushbullet-uploads/ujy7DF0U8wm-9YYvLZkmSM8pMYcxCXXig8LjJORE9Xzt/The-life-of-a-coder.jpg")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"oh yeah", "approved"}) {
msg.Reply("https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW250/4496881920/h9C58F860.gif")
} else if msg.Contains("ice cream") {
msg.Reply("http://i.giphy.com/IGyLuFXIGSJj2.gif")
msg.Reply("I love ice cream too")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"lot of tension", "some tension", " tensed"}) {
msg.Reply("http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-gif-meeting-strangers-girl-scared1.gif")
msg.Reply("tensed, like that ?")
} else if msg.Contains("quick fix") {
msg.Reply("http://blog.pgi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jim-carey.gif")
msg.Reply("make it real quick")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"crack an egg", "crack something", "to crack"}) {
msg.Reply("http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/8/18/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31656-1352415875-9.gif")
msg.Reply("crack an egg, yeah")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"i'm stuck", "I'm stuck", "we're stuck"}) {
msg.Reply("http://media.giphy.com/media/RVlWx1msxnf7W/giphy.gif")
msg.Reply("I'm stuck too!")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"watching tv", "watch tv"}) {
msg.Reply("http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/495/040/9ab.gif")
msg.Reply("like that ?")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"spider", "pee on", "inappropriate"}) {
msg.Reply("https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5626597120/hB2E11E61.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"a meeting", "an interview"}) {
msg.Reply("like this one")
msg.Reply("https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6696664320/hFC69678C.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"it's odd", "it is odd", "that's odd", "that is odd", "it's awkward", "it is awkward", "that's awkward", "that is awkward"}) {
term := "awkward"
if msg.Contains("odd") {
term = "odd"
}
msg.Reply(fmt.Sprintf("THAT's %s", term))
msg.Reply("https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8296294144/h7AC1001C.gif")
} else if msg.Text == "ls" {
msg.Reply("/code deploy/ Contributors-Guide/ image_server/ sheep_porn/ streambed/\nstreamhead/ README.md")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"that's really cool", "that is really cool", "really happy"}) {
msg.Reply("http://media.giphy.com/media/BlVnrxJgTGsUw/giphy.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"difficult problem", "hard problem"}) {
msg.Reply("naming things, cache invalidation and off-by-1 errors are the two most difficult computer science problems")
} else if msg.Contains("in theory") {
msg.Reply("yeah, theory and practice perfectly match... in theory.")
} else if msg.Contains("dishes") {
msg.Reply(slick.RandomString("dishes"))
} else if msg.Contains(" bean") {
msg.Reply("http://media3.giphy.com/media/c35RMDO6luMaQ/500w.gif")
} else if msg.Contains("steak") {
msg.Reply("http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6r52h1md1r6nno1.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"booze", "alcohol", "martini", " dog "}) {
msg.Reply("http://media2.giphy.com/media/ZmJBjPdd44gXS/200w.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"internet", " tube "}) {
msg.Reply("https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By0J3YHCcAA4UBo.jpg:large")
}
}
func (dep *Deployer) ChatHandler(conv *slick.Conversation, msg *slick.Message) {
bot := conv.Bot
// Discard non "mention_name, " prefixed messages
if !strings.HasPrefix(msg.Text, fmt.Sprintf("%s, ", bot.Config.Nickname)) {
return
}
if match := deployFormat.FindStringSubmatch(msg.Text); match != nil {
if dep.lockedBy != "" {
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("Deployment was locked by %s. Unlock with '%s, unlock deployment' if they're OK with it.", dep.lockedBy, dep.bot.Config.Nickname))
return
}
if dep.runningJob != nil {
params := dep.runningJob.params
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("@%s Deploy currently running: %s", msg.FromUser.Name, params))
return
} else {
params := &DeployParams{
Environment: match[3],
Branch: match[2],
Tags: match[8],
DeploymentBranch: match[5],
InitiatedBy: msg.FromUser.RealName,
From: "chat",
initiatedByChat: msg,
}
go dep.handleDeploy(params)
}
return
} else if msg.Contains("cancel deploy") {
if dep.runningJob == nil {
conv.Reply(msg, "No deploy running, sorry man..")
} else {
if dep.runningJob.killing == true {
conv.Reply(msg, "deploy: Interrupt signal already sent, waiting to die")
return
} else {
conv.Reply(msg, "deploy: Sending Interrupt signal...")
dep.runningJob.killing = true
dep.runningJob.kill <- true
}
}
return
} else if msg.Contains("in the pipe") {
url := dep.getCompareUrl("prod", dep.config.DefaultStreambedBranch)
mention := msg.FromUser.Name
if url != "" {
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("@%s in %s branch, waiting to reach prod: %s", mention, dep.config.DefaultStreambedBranch, url))
} else {
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("@%s couldn't get current revision on prod", mention))
}
} else if msg.Contains("unlock deploy") {
dep.lockedBy = ""
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("Deployment is now unlocked."))
bot.Notify(dep.config.AnnounceRoom, "purple", "text", fmt.Sprintf("%s has unlocked deployment", msg.FromUser.Name), true)
} else if msg.Contains("lock deploy") {
dep.lockedBy = msg.FromUser.Name
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("Deployment is now locked. Unlock with '%s, unlock deployment' ASAP!", dep.bot.Config.Nickname))
bot.Notify(dep.config.AnnounceRoom, "purple", "text", fmt.Sprintf("%s has locked deployment", dep.lockedBy), true)
} else if msg.Contains("deploy") || msg.Contains("push to") {
mention := dep.bot.Config.Nickname
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf(`Usage: %s, [please|insert reverence] deploy [<branch-name>] to <environment> [using <deployment-branch>][, tags: <ansible-playbook tags>, ..., ...]
examples: %s, please deploy to prod
%s, deploy thing-to-test to stage
%s, deploy complicated-thing to stage, tags: updt_streambed, blow_up_the_sun
other commands: %s, what's in the pipe? - show what's waiting to be deployed to prod
%s, lock deployment - prevent deployment until it's unlocked`, mention, mention, mention, mention, mention, mention))
}
}
func (plotberry *PlotBerry) ChatHandler(conv *slick.Conversation, msg *slick.Message) {
if msg.MentionsMe && msg.Contains("how many user") {
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("We got %d users!", plotberry.totalUsers))
}
return
}
func (plotberry *PlotBerry) ChatHandler(listen *slick.Listener, msg *slick.Message) {
if msg.MentionsMe && msg.Contains("how many user") {
msg.Reply(fmt.Sprintf("We got %d users!", plotberry.totalUsers))
}
return
}