Example #1
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func randomCmd(ctx *bot.Context) {
	if len(ctx.Text()) == 0 {
		ctx.ReplyN("Be who? Your mum?")
		return
	}
	whom := strings.ToLower(strings.Fields(ctx.Text())[0])
	if whom == strings.ToLower(ctx.Me()) {
		ctx.ReplyN("Ha, you're funny. No, wait. Retarded... I meant retarded.")
		return
	}
	if !shouldMarkov(whom) {
		if whom == strings.ToLower(ctx.Nick) {
			ctx.ReplyN("You're not recording markov data. " +
				"Use 'markov me' to enable collection.")
		} else {
			ctx.ReplyN("Not recording markov data for %s.", ctx.Text())
		}
		return
	}
	source := mc.Source("user:"******"%s would say: %s", ctx.Text(), out)
	} else {
		ctx.ReplyN("markov error: %v", err)
	}
}
Example #2
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func lookup(ctx *bot.Context) {
	// Only perform extra prefix removal if we weren't addressed directly
	key := ToKey(ctx.Text(), !ctx.Addressed)
	var fact *factoids.Factoid

	if fact = fc.GetPseudoRand(key); fact == nil && ctx.Cmd == client.ACTION {
		// Support sp0rkle's habit of stripping off it's own nick
		// but only for actions, not privmsgs.
		if strings.HasSuffix(key, ctx.Me()) {
			key = strings.TrimSpace(key[:len(key)-len(ctx.Me())])
			fact = fc.GetPseudoRand(key)
		}
	}
	if fact == nil {
		return
	}
	// Chance is used to limit the rate of factoid replies for things
	// people say a lot, like smilies, or 'lol', or 'i love the peen'.
	chance := fact.Chance
	if key == "" {
		// This is doing a "random" lookup, triggered by someone typing in
		// something entirely composed of the chars stripped by ToKey().
		// To avoid making this too spammy, forcibly limit the chance to 40%.
		chance = 0.4
	}
	if rand.Float64() < chance {
		// Store this as the last seen factoid
		LastSeen(ctx.Target(), fact.Id)
		// Update the Accessed field
		// TODO(fluffle): fd should take care of updating Accessed internally
		fact.Access(ctx.Storable())
		// And store the new factoid data
		if err := fc.Update(bson.M{"_id": fact.Id}, fact); err != nil {
			ctx.ReplyN("I failed to update '%s' (%s): %s ",
				fact.Key, fact.Id, err)

		}
		recurse(fact, map[string]bool{key: true})
		switch fact.Type {
		case factoids.F_ACTION:
			ctx.Do("%s", fact.Value)
		default:
			ctx.Reply("%s", fact.Value)
		}
	}
}
Example #3
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func insult(ctx *bot.Context) {
	source := mc.Source("tag:insult")
	whom, lc := ctx.Text(), strings.ToLower(ctx.Text())
	if lc == strings.ToLower(ctx.Me()) || lc == "yourself" {
		ctx.ReplyN("Ha, you're funny. No, wait. Retarded... I meant retarded.")
		return
	}
	if lc == "me" {
		whom = ctx.Nick
	}
	if out, err := chain.Sentence(source); err == nil {
		if len(whom) > 0 {
			ctx.Reply("%s: %s", whom, out)
		} else {
			ctx.Reply("%s", out)
		}
	} else {
		ctx.ReplyN("markov error: %v", err)
	}
}