コード例 #1
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ファイル: totw.go プロジェクト: pkdevboxy/plotbot
func (totw *Totw) ChatHandler(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
	if strings.HasPrefix(msg.Text, "!totw") || strings.HasPrefix(msg.Text, "!techoftheweek") {
		conv.ReplyMention(msg, plotbot.RandomString("tech adept"))
	}
}
コード例 #2
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ファイル: funny.go プロジェクト: cemoulto/plotbot
func (funny *Funny) ChatHandler(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
	bot := conv.Bot
	if msg.MentionsMe {
		if msg.Contains("you're funny") {

			if bot.Mood == plotbot.Happy {
				conv.Reply(msg, "_blush_")
			} else {
				conv.Reply(msg, "here's another one")
				conv.Reply(msg, plotbot.RandomString("robot jokes"))
			}

		} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"dumb ass", "dumbass"}) {

			conv.Reply(msg, "don't say such things")

		} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"thanks", "thank you", "thx", "thnks"}) {
			conv.Reply(msg, bot.WithMood("my pleasure", "any time, just ask, I'm here for you, ffiieeewww!get a life"))

		} else if msg.Contains("how are you") && msg.MentionsMe {
			conv.ReplyMention(msg, bot.WithMood("good, and you ?", "I'm wild today!! wadabout you ?"))
			bot.ListenFor(&plotbot.Conversation{
				ListenDuration: 60 * time.Second,
				WithUser:       msg.FromUser,
				InChannel:      msg.FromChannel,
				MentionsMeOnly: true,
				HandlerFunc: func(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
					conv.ReplyMention(msg, bot.WithMood("glad to hear it!", "zwweeeeeeeeet !"))
					conv.Close()
				},
				TimeoutFunc: func(conv *plotbot.Conversation) {
					conv.ReplyMention(msg, "well, we can catch up later")
				},
			})
		}
	}

	if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"lot of excitement", "that's exciting", "how exciting", "much excitement"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Japanese+kids+spongebob+toys_0ad21b_3186721.gif")
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"what is your problem", "what's your problem", "is there a problem", "which problem"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://media4.giphy.com/media/19hU0m3TJe6I/200w.gif")
		return

	} else if msg.Contains("force push") {

		url := plotbot.RandomString("forcePush")
		conv.Reply(msg, url)
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"there is a bug", "there's a bug"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "https://s3.amazonaws.com/pushbullet-uploads/ujy7DF0U8wm-9YYvLZkmSM8pMYcxCXXig8LjJORE9Xzt/The-life-of-a-coder.jpg")
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"oh yeah", "approved"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW250/4496881920/h9C58F860.gif")
		return

	} else if msg.Contains("ice cream") {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://i.giphy.com/IGyLuFXIGSJj2.gif")
		conv.Reply(msg, "I love ice cream too")
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"lot of tension", "some tension", " tensed"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-gif-meeting-strangers-girl-scared1.gif")
		conv.Reply(msg, "tensed, like that ?")
		return

	} else if msg.Contains("quick fix") {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://blog.pgi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jim-carey.gif")
		conv.Reply(msg, "make it real quick")
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"crack an egg", "crack something", "to crack"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/8/18/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31656-1352415875-9.gif")
		conv.Reply(msg, "crack an egg, yeah")
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"i'm stuck", "I'm stuck", "we're stuck"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://media.giphy.com/media/RVlWx1msxnf7W/giphy.gif")
		conv.Reply(msg, "I'm stuck too!")
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"watching tv", "watch tv"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/495/040/9ab.gif")
		conv.Reply(msg, "like that ?")
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"spider", "pee on", "inappropriate"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5626597120/hB2E11E61.gif")
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"a meeting", "an interview"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "like this one")
		conv.Reply(msg, "https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6696664320/hFC69678C.gif")
		return

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"it's odd", "it is odd", "that's odd", "that is odd", "it's awkward", "it is awkward", "that's awkward", "that is awkward"}) {

		term := "awkward"
		if msg.Contains("odd") {
			term = "odd"
		}
		conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("THAT's %s", term))
		conv.Reply(msg, "https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8296294144/h7AC1001C.gif")
		return

	} else if msg.Text == "ls" {

		conv.Reply(msg, "```deploy/      Contributors-Guide/ image_server/     sheep_porn/     streambed/\nstreamhead/  README.md```")

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"that's really cool", "that is really cool", "really happy"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://media.giphy.com/media/BlVnrxJgTGsUw/giphy.gif")

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"difficult problem", "hard problem"}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "naming things, cache invalidation and off-by-1 errors are the two most difficult computer science problems")

	} else if msg.Contains("in theory") {

		conv.Reply(msg, "yeah, theory and practice perfectly match... in theory.")
	} else if msg.Contains("dishes") {

		conv.Reply(msg, plotbot.RandomString("dishes"))

	} else if msg.Contains(" bean") {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://media3.giphy.com/media/c35RMDO6luMaQ/500w.gif")

	} else if msg.Contains("steak") {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6r52h1md1r6nno1.gif")

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"booze", "alcohol", "martini", " dog "}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "http://media2.giphy.com/media/ZmJBjPdd44gXS/200w.gif")

	} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"internet", " tube "}) {

		conv.Reply(msg, "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By0J3YHCcAA4UBo.jpg:large")

	}

	return
}