func (totw *Totw) ScheduleAlerts(channel string, w time.Weekday, hour, min int) {
for {
next, when := slick.NextWeekdayTime(w, hour, min)
log.Println("TOTW: Next occurrence: ", next)
<-time.After(when)
totw.bot.SendToChannel(channel, slick.RandomString("useless techs"))
totw.bot.SendToChannel(channel, `Time for some Tech of the Week! What's your pick ? Start your line with "!techoftheweek"`)
}
}
func (funny *Funny) ChatHandler(listen *slick.Listener, msg *slick.Message) {
bot := listen.Bot
if msg.Contains("mama") {
listen.Bot.Listen(&slick.Listener{
ListenDuration: time.Duration(10 * time.Second),
MessageHandlerFunc: func(listen *slick.Listener, msg *slick.Message) {
if strings.Contains(msg.Text, "papa") {
msg.Reply("3s", "yo rocker").DeleteAfter("3s")
msg.AddReaction("wink")
go func() {
time.Sleep(3 * time.Second)
msg.AddReaction("beer")
time.Sleep(1 * time.Second)
msg.RemoveReaction("wink")
}()
}
},
})
}
if msg.MentionsMe {
if msg.Contains("you're funny") {
if bot.Mood == slick.Happy {
msg.Reply("/me blushes")
} else {
msg.Reply("here's another one")
msg.Reply(slick.RandomString("robot jokes"))
}
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"dumb ass", "dumbass"}) {
msg.Reply("don't say such things")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"thanks", "thank you", "thx", "thnks"}) {
msg.Reply(bot.WithMood("my pleasure", "any time, just ask, I'm here for you, ffiieeewww!get a life"))
} else if msg.Contains("how are you") && msg.MentionsMe {
msg.ReplyMention(bot.WithMood("good, and you ?", "I'm wild today!! wadabout you ?"))
bot.Listen(&slick.Listener{
ListenDuration: 60 * time.Second,
FromUser: msg.FromUser,
FromChannel: msg.FromChannel,
MentionsMeOnly: true,
MessageHandlerFunc: func(listen *slick.Listener, msg *slick.Message) {
msg.ReplyMention(bot.WithMood("glad to hear it!", "zwweeeeeeeeet !"))
listen.Close()
},
TimeoutFunc: func(listen *slick.Listener) {
msg.ReplyMention("well, we can catch up later")
listen.Close()
},
})
}
}
if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"lot of excitement", "that's exciting", "how exciting", "much excitement"}) {
msg.Reply("http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Japanese+kids+spongebob+toys_0ad21b_3186721.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"what is your problem", "what's your problem", "is there a problem", "which problem"}) {
msg.Reply("http://media4.giphy.com/media/19hU0m3TJe6I/200w.gif")
} else if msg.Contains("force push") {
url := slick.RandomString("forcePush")
msg.Reply(url)
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"there is a bug", "there's a bug"}) {
msg.Reply("https://s3.amazonaws.com/pushbullet-uploads/ujy7DF0U8wm-9YYvLZkmSM8pMYcxCXXig8LjJORE9Xzt/The-life-of-a-coder.jpg")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"oh yeah", "approved"}) {
msg.Reply("https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW250/4496881920/h9C58F860.gif")
} else if msg.Contains("ice cream") {
msg.Reply("http://i.giphy.com/IGyLuFXIGSJj2.gif")
msg.Reply("I love ice cream too")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"lot of tension", "some tension", " tensed"}) {
msg.Reply("http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-gif-meeting-strangers-girl-scared1.gif")
msg.Reply("tensed, like that ?")
} else if msg.Contains("quick fix") {
msg.Reply("http://blog.pgi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jim-carey.gif")
msg.Reply("make it real quick")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"crack an egg", "crack something", "to crack"}) {
msg.Reply("http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/8/18/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31656-1352415875-9.gif")
msg.Reply("crack an egg, yeah")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"i'm stuck", "I'm stuck", "we're stuck"}) {
msg.Reply("http://media.giphy.com/media/RVlWx1msxnf7W/giphy.gif")
msg.Reply("I'm stuck too!")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"watching tv", "watch tv"}) {
msg.Reply("http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/495/040/9ab.gif")
msg.Reply("like that ?")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"spider", "pee on", "inappropriate"}) {
msg.Reply("https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5626597120/hB2E11E61.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"a meeting", "an interview"}) {
msg.Reply("like this one")
msg.Reply("https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6696664320/hFC69678C.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"it's odd", "it is odd", "that's odd", "that is odd", "it's awkward", "it is awkward", "that's awkward", "that is awkward"}) {
term := "awkward"
if msg.Contains("odd") {
term = "odd"
}
msg.Reply(fmt.Sprintf("THAT's %s", term))
msg.Reply("https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8296294144/h7AC1001C.gif")
} else if msg.Text == "ls" {
msg.Reply("/code deploy/ Contributors-Guide/ image_server/ sheep_porn/ streambed/\nstreamhead/ README.md")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"that's really cool", "that is really cool", "really happy"}) {
msg.Reply("http://media.giphy.com/media/BlVnrxJgTGsUw/giphy.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"difficult problem", "hard problem"}) {
msg.Reply("naming things, cache invalidation and off-by-1 errors are the two most difficult computer science problems")
} else if msg.Contains("in theory") {
msg.Reply("yeah, theory and practice perfectly match... in theory.")
} else if msg.Contains("dishes") {
msg.Reply(slick.RandomString("dishes"))
} else if msg.Contains(" bean") {
msg.Reply("http://media3.giphy.com/media/c35RMDO6luMaQ/500w.gif")
} else if msg.Contains("steak") {
msg.Reply("http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6r52h1md1r6nno1.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"booze", "alcohol", "martini", " dog "}) {
msg.Reply("http://media2.giphy.com/media/ZmJBjPdd44gXS/200w.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"internet", " tube "}) {
msg.Reply("https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By0J3YHCcAA4UBo.jpg:large")
}
}
func (totw *Totw) ChatHandler(conv *slick.Listener, msg *slick.Message) {
if strings.HasPrefix(msg.Text, "!totw") || strings.HasPrefix(msg.Text, "!techoftheweek") {
msg.ReplyMention(slick.RandomString("tech adept"))
}
}
func (totw *Totw) ChatHandler(conv *slick.Conversation, msg *slick.Message) {
if strings.HasPrefix(msg.Text, "!totw") || strings.HasPrefix(msg.Text, "!techoftheweek") {
conv.ReplyMention(msg, slick.RandomString("tech adept"))
}
}