// snooze
func snooze(ctx *bot.Context) {
r, ok := finished[strings.ToLower(ctx.Nick)]
if !ok {
ctx.ReplyN("No record of an expired reminder for you, sorry!")
return
}
now := time.Now()
at := now.Add(30 * time.Minute)
if ctx.Text() != "" {
at, ok = datetime.Parse(ctx.Text())
if !ok {
ctx.ReplyN("Couldn't parse time string '%s'.")
return
}
if at.Before(now) {
ctx.ReplyN("You can't snooze reminder into the past, fool.")
return
}
}
r.Created = now
r.RemindAt = at
if _, err := rc.UpsertId(r.Id, r); err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Error saving reminder: %v", err)
return
}
delete(listed, ctx.Nick)
ctx.ReplyN("%s", r.Acknowledge())
Remind(r, ctx)
}
func randomCmd(ctx *bot.Context) {
if len(ctx.Text()) == 0 {
ctx.ReplyN("Be who? Your mum?")
return
}
whom := strings.ToLower(strings.Fields(ctx.Text())[0])
if whom == strings.ToLower(ctx.Me()) {
ctx.ReplyN("Ha, you're funny. No, wait. Retarded... I meant retarded.")
return
}
if !shouldMarkov(whom) {
if whom == strings.ToLower(ctx.Nick) {
ctx.ReplyN("You're not recording markov data. " +
"Use 'markov me' to enable collection.")
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("Not recording markov data for %s.", ctx.Text())
}
return
}
source := mc.Source("user:"******"%s would say: %s", ctx.Text(), out)
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("markov error: %v", err)
}
}
func tellCheck(ctx *bot.Context) {
nick := ctx.Nick
if ctx.Cmd == client.NICK {
// We want the destination nick, not the source.
nick = ctx.Target()
}
r := rc.TellsFor(nick)
for i := range r {
if ctx.Cmd == client.NICK {
if r[i].Chan != "" {
ctx.Privmsg(string(r[i].Chan), nick+": "+r[i].Reply())
}
ctx.Reply("%s", r[i].Reply())
} else {
ctx.Privmsg(ctx.Nick, r[i].Reply())
if r[i].Chan != "" {
ctx.ReplyN("%s", r[i].Reply())
}
}
rc.RemoveId(r[i].Id)
}
if len(r) > 0 {
delete(listed, ctx.Nick)
}
}
// Factoid add: 'key := value' or 'key :is value'
func insert(ctx *bot.Context) {
if !ctx.Addressed || !util.IsFactoidAddition(ctx.Text()) {
return
}
var key, val string
if strings.Index(ctx.Text(), ":=") != -1 {
kv := strings.SplitN(ctx.Text(), ":=", 2)
key = ToKey(kv[0], false)
val = strings.TrimSpace(kv[1])
} else {
// we use :is to add val = "key is val"
kv := strings.SplitN(ctx.Text(), ":is", 2)
key = ToKey(kv[0], false)
val = strings.Join([]string{strings.TrimSpace(kv[0]),
"is", strings.TrimSpace(kv[1])}, " ")
}
n, c := ctx.Storable()
fact := factoids.NewFactoid(key, val, n, c)
// The "randomwoot" factoid contains random positive phrases for success.
joy := "Woo"
if rand := fc.GetPseudoRand("randomwoot"); rand != nil {
joy = rand.Value
}
if err := fc.Insert(fact); err == nil {
count := fc.GetCount(key)
LastSeen(ctx.Target(), fact.Id)
ctx.ReplyN("%s, I now know %d things about '%s'.", joy, count, key)
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("Error storing factoid: %s.", err)
}
}
func urlScan(ctx *bot.Context) {
words := strings.Split(ctx.Text(), " ")
n, c := ctx.Storable()
for _, w := range words {
if util.LooksURLish(w) {
if u := uc.GetByUrl(w); u != nil {
if u.Nick != bot.Nick(ctx.Nick) &&
time.Since(u.Timestamp) > 2*time.Hour {
ctx.Reply("that URL first mentioned by %s %s ago",
u.Nick, util.TimeSince(u.Timestamp))
}
continue
}
u := urls.NewUrl(w, n, c)
if len(w) > autoShortenLimit && ctx.Public() {
u.Shortened = Encode(w)
}
if err := uc.Insert(u); err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Couldn't insert url '%s': %s", w, err)
continue
}
if u.Shortened != "" {
ctx.Reply("%s's URL shortened as %s%s%s",
ctx.Nick, bot.HttpHost(), shortenPath, u.Shortened)
}
lastseen[ctx.Target()] = u.Id
}
}
}
func karmaCmd(ctx *bot.Context) {
if k := kc.KarmaFor(ctx.Text()); k != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("%s", k)
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("No karma found for '%s'", ctx.Text())
}
}
func mcSet(ctx *bot.Context) {
kv := strings.Fields(ctx.Text())
if len(kv) < 2 {
ctx.ReplyN("I need a key and a value.")
return
}
switch kv[0] {
case mcServer:
mcConf.String(mcServer, kv[1])
case mcChan:
if !strings.HasPrefix(kv[1], "#") {
ctx.ReplyN("Channel '%s' doesn't start with #.", kv[1])
return
}
mcConf.String(mcChan, kv[1])
case mcFreq:
freq, err := strconv.Atoi(kv[1])
if err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Couldn't convert '%s' to an integer.", kv[1])
return
}
mcConf.Int(mcFreq, freq)
default:
ctx.ReplyN("Valid keys are: %s, %s, %s", mcServer, mcFreq, mcChan)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("Set %s to '%s'", kv[0], kv[1])
}
func ord(ctx *bot.Context) {
ord := ctx.Text()
r, _ := utf8.DecodeRuneInString(ord)
if r == utf8.RuneError {
ctx.ReplyN("Couldn't parse a utf8 rune from %s", ord)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("ord(%c) is %d, %U, '%s'", r, r, r, utf8repr(r))
}
func disableMarkov(ctx *bot.Context) {
key := strings.ToLower(ctx.Nick)
conf.Ns(markovNs).Delete(key)
if err := mc.ClearTag("user:"******"Failed to clear tag: %s", err)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("Sure, bro, I'll stop.")
}
func add(ctx *bot.Context) {
n, c := ctx.Storable()
quote := quotes.NewQuote(ctx.Text(), n, c)
quote.QID = qc.NewQID()
if err := qc.Insert(quote); err == nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Quote added succesfully, id #%d.", quote.QID)
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("Error adding quote: %s.", err)
}
}
func statsCmd(ctx *bot.Context) {
n := ctx.Nick
if len(ctx.Text()) > 0 {
n = ctx.Text()
}
ns := sc.StatsFor(n, ctx.Target())
if ns != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("%s", ns)
}
}
func convertBase(ctx *bot.Context) {
s := strings.Split(ctx.Text(), " ")
fromto := strings.Split(s[0], "to")
if len(fromto) != 2 {
ctx.ReplyN("Specify base as: <from base>to<to base>")
return
}
from, errf := strconv.Atoi(fromto[0])
to, errt := strconv.Atoi(fromto[1])
if errf != nil || errt != nil ||
from < 2 || from > 36 || to < 2 || to > 36 {
ctx.ReplyN("Either %s or %s is a bad base, must be in range 2-36",
fromto[0], fromto[1])
return
}
i, err := strconv.ParseInt(s[1], from, 64)
if err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Couldn't parse %s as a base %d integer", s[1], from)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("%s in base %d is %s in base %d",
s[1], from, strconv.FormatInt(i, to), to)
}
func calculate(ctx *bot.Context) {
nick := strings.ToLower(ctx.Nick)
maths := ctx.Text()
tm := calc.TokenMap{}
if res, ok := results[nick]; ok {
tm["result"] = res
}
if num, err := calc.Calc(maths, tm); err == nil {
ctx.ReplyN("%s = %g", maths, num)
tm[nick] = num
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("%s error while parsing %s", err, maths)
}
}
func chr(ctx *bot.Context) {
chr := strings.ToLower(ctx.Text())
if strings.HasPrefix(chr, "u+") {
// Allow "unicode" syntax by translating it to 0x...
chr = "0x" + chr[2:]
}
// handles decimal, hex, and octal \o/
i, err := strconv.ParseInt(chr, 0, 0)
if err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Couldn't parse %s as an integer: %s", chr, err)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("chr(%s) is %c, %U, '%s'", chr, i, i, utf8repr(rune(i)))
}
// tell
func tell(ctx *bot.Context) {
// s == <target> <stuff>
txt := ctx.Text()
idx := strings.Index(txt, " ")
if idx == -1 {
ctx.ReplyN("Tell who what?")
return
}
tell := txt[idx+1:]
n, c := ctx.Storable()
t := bot.Nick(txt[:idx])
if t.Lower() == strings.ToLower(ctx.Nick) ||
t.Lower() == "me" {
ctx.ReplyN("You're a dick. Oh, wait, that wasn't *quite* it...")
return
}
r := reminders.NewTell(tell, t, n, c)
if err := rc.Insert(r); err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Error saving tell: %v", err)
return
}
if s := pc.GetByNick(txt[:idx]); s.CanPush() {
push.Push(s, fmt.Sprintf("%s in %s asked me to tell you:",
ctx.Nick, ctx.Target()), tell)
}
// Any previously-generated list of reminders is now obsolete.
delete(listed, ctx.Nick)
ctx.ReplyN("%s", r.Acknowledge())
}
func learn(ctx *bot.Context) {
s := strings.SplitN(ctx.Text(), " ", 2)
if len(s) != 2 {
ctx.ReplyN("I can't learn from you, you're an idiot.")
return
}
// Prepending "tag:" prevents people from learning as "user:foo".
mc.AddSentence(s[1], "tag:"+s[0])
if ctx.Public() {
// Allow large-scale learning via privmsg by not replying there.
ctx.ReplyN("Ta. You're a fount of knowledge, you are.")
}
}
func fetch(ctx *bot.Context) {
if RateLimit(ctx.Nick) {
return
}
qid, err := strconv.Atoi(ctx.Text())
if err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("'%s' doesn't look like a quote id.", ctx.Text())
return
}
quote := qc.GetByQID(qid)
if quote != nil {
ctx.Reply("#%d: %s", quote.QID, quote.Quote)
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("No quote found for id %d", qid)
}
}
func lookup(ctx *bot.Context) {
// Only perform extra prefix removal if we weren't addressed directly
key := ToKey(ctx.Text(), !ctx.Addressed)
var fact *factoids.Factoid
if fact = fc.GetPseudoRand(key); fact == nil && ctx.Cmd == client.ACTION {
// Support sp0rkle's habit of stripping off it's own nick
// but only for actions, not privmsgs.
if strings.HasSuffix(key, ctx.Me()) {
key = strings.TrimSpace(key[:len(key)-len(ctx.Me())])
fact = fc.GetPseudoRand(key)
}
}
if fact == nil {
return
}
// Chance is used to limit the rate of factoid replies for things
// people say a lot, like smilies, or 'lol', or 'i love the peen'.
chance := fact.Chance
if key == "" {
// This is doing a "random" lookup, triggered by someone typing in
// something entirely composed of the chars stripped by ToKey().
// To avoid making this too spammy, forcibly limit the chance to 40%.
chance = 0.4
}
if rand.Float64() < chance {
// Store this as the last seen factoid
LastSeen(ctx.Target(), fact.Id)
// Update the Accessed field
// TODO(fluffle): fd should take care of updating Accessed internally
fact.Access(ctx.Storable())
// And store the new factoid data
if err := fc.Update(bson.M{"_id": fact.Id}, fact); err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("I failed to update '%s' (%s): %s ",
fact.Key, fact.Id, err)
}
recurse(fact, map[string]bool{key: true})
switch fact.Type {
case factoids.F_ACTION:
ctx.Do("%s", fact.Value)
default:
ctx.Reply("%s", fact.Value)
}
}
}
func lookup(ctx *bot.Context) {
if RateLimit(ctx.Nick) {
return
}
quote := qc.GetPseudoRand(ctx.Text())
if quote == nil {
ctx.ReplyN("No quotes matching '%s' found.", ctx.Text())
return
}
// TODO(fluffle): qd should take care of updating Accessed internally
quote.Accessed++
if err := qc.Update(bson.M{"_id": quote.Id}, quote); err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("I failed to update quote #%d: %s", quote.QID, err)
}
ctx.Reply("#%d: %s", quote.QID, quote.Quote)
}
// Factoid info: 'fact info key' => some information about key
func info(ctx *bot.Context) {
key := ToKey(ctx.Text(), false)
count := fc.GetCount(key)
if count == 0 {
ctx.ReplyN("I don't know anything about '%s'.", key)
return
}
msgs := make([]string, 0, 10)
if key == "" {
msgs = append(msgs, fmt.Sprintf("In total, I know %d things.", count))
} else {
msgs = append(msgs, fmt.Sprintf("I know %d things about '%s'.",
count, key))
}
if created := fc.GetLast("created", key); created != nil {
c := created.Created
msgs = append(msgs, "A factoid")
if key != "" {
msgs = append(msgs, fmt.Sprintf("for '%s'", key))
}
msgs = append(msgs, fmt.Sprintf("was last created on %s by %s,",
datetime.Format(c.Timestamp), c.Nick))
}
if modified := fc.GetLast("modified", key); modified != nil {
m := modified.Modified
msgs = append(msgs, fmt.Sprintf("modified on %s by %s,",
datetime.Format(m.Timestamp), m.Nick))
}
if accessed := fc.GetLast("accessed", key); accessed != nil {
a := accessed.Accessed
msgs = append(msgs, fmt.Sprintf("and accessed on %s by %s.",
datetime.Format(a.Timestamp), a.Nick))
}
if info := fc.InfoMR(key); info != nil {
if key == "" {
msgs = append(msgs, "These factoids have")
} else {
msgs = append(msgs, fmt.Sprintf("'%s' has", key))
}
msgs = append(msgs, fmt.Sprintf(
"been modified %d times and accessed %d times.",
info.Modified, info.Accessed))
}
ctx.ReplyN("%s", strings.Join(msgs, " "))
}
func smoke(ctx *bot.Context) {
if !smokeRx.MatchString(ctx.Text()) {
return
}
sn := sc.LastSeenDoing(ctx.Nick, "SMOKE")
n, c := ctx.Storable()
if sn != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("You last went for a smoke %s ago...",
util.TimeSince(sn.Timestamp))
sn.Nick, sn.Chan = n, c
sn.Timestamp = time.Now()
} else {
sn = seen.SawNick(n, c, "SMOKE", "")
}
if _, err := sc.Upsert(sn.Id(), sn); err != nil {
ctx.Reply("Failed to store smoke data: %v", err)
}
}
func insult(ctx *bot.Context) {
source := mc.Source("tag:insult")
whom, lc := ctx.Text(), strings.ToLower(ctx.Text())
if lc == strings.ToLower(ctx.Me()) || lc == "yourself" {
ctx.ReplyN("Ha, you're funny. No, wait. Retarded... I meant retarded.")
return
}
if lc == "me" {
whom = ctx.Nick
}
if out, err := chain.Sentence(source); err == nil {
if len(whom) > 0 {
ctx.Reply("%s: %s", whom, out)
} else {
ctx.Reply("%s", out)
}
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("markov error: %v", err)
}
}
func pushConfirm(ctx *bot.Context) {
pin := strings.Fields(ctx.Text())[0]
s := pc.GetByNick(ctx.Nick, false)
switch {
case s == nil:
ctx.ReplyN("No authentication state found.")
return
case s.Done:
ctx.ReplyN("Pushes already enabled.")
return
case pin != s.Pin:
ctx.ReplyN("Incorrect pin.")
return
}
s.Done = true
if err := pc.SetState(s); err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Error setting push state: %v", err)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("Pushes enabled! Yay!")
}
func githubCreateIssue(ctx *bot.Context) {
s := strings.SplitN(ctx.Text(), ". ", 2)
if s[0] == "" {
ctx.ReplyN("I'm not going to create an empty issue.")
return
}
req := &github.IssueRequest{
Title: &s[0],
Labels: &[]string{
"from:IRC",
"nick:" + ctx.Nick,
"chan:" + ctx.Target(),
},
}
if len(s) == 2 {
req.Body = &s[1]
}
issue, _, err := gh.Issues.Create(githubUser, githubRepo, req)
if err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Error creating issue: %v", err)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("Issue #%d created at %s/%d",
*issue.Number, githubIssuesURL, *issue.Number)
}
func pushAddAlias(ctx *bot.Context) {
alias := strings.Fields(ctx.Text())[0]
s := pc.GetByNick(ctx.Nick, false)
if s == nil || !s.CanPush() {
ctx.ReplyN("Pushes not enabled.")
return
}
if s.HasAlias(alias) {
ctx.ReplyN("Alias %q already exists.", alias)
return
}
if a := pc.GetByNick(alias); a != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Alias %q already exists for nick %s.", alias, a.Nick)
return
}
s.AddAlias(alias)
if err := pc.SetState(s); err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Error setting push state: %v", err)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("Added alias %q to your push state.", alias)
}
func urbanDictionary(ctx *bot.Context) {
entry, ok, err := cache.fetch(strings.ToLower(ctx.Text()))
if err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("ud request failed: %s", err)
return
}
cached, r := "", entry.result
if ok {
cached = fmt.Sprintf(", result cached at %s",
datetime.Format(entry.stamp))
}
if r.Total == 0 || r.Type == "no_results" {
ctx.ReplyN("%s isn't defined yet%s.", ctx.Text(), cached)
return
}
// Cycle through all the definitions on repeated calls for the same term
r.Pages = (r.Pages + 1) % r.Total
def := r.List[r.Pages]
ctx.Reply("[%d/%d] %s (%d up, %d down%s)", r.Pages+1, r.Total,
strings.Replace(def.Definition, "\r\n", " ", -1),
def.Upvotes, def.Downvotes, cached)
}
func pushDelAlias(ctx *bot.Context) {
alias := strings.Fields(ctx.Text())[0]
s := pc.GetByNick(ctx.Nick, false)
if s == nil || !s.CanPush() {
ctx.ReplyN("Pushes not enabled.")
return
}
if !s.HasAlias(alias) {
ctx.ReplyN("%q is not one of your aliases.", alias)
return
}
s.DelAlias(alias)
if err := pc.SetState(s); err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Error setting push state: %v", err)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("Deleted alias %q from your push state.", alias)
}
func netmask(ctx *bot.Context) {
s := strings.Split(ctx.Text(), " ")
if len(s) == 1 && strings.Index(s[0], "/") != -1 {
// Assume we have netmask ip/cidr
ctx.ReplyN("%s", parseCIDR(s[0]))
} else if len(s) == 2 {
// Assume we have netmask ip nm
ctx.ReplyN("%s", parseMask(s[0], s[1]))
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("bad netmask args: %s", ctx.Text())
}
}
func del(ctx *bot.Context) {
txt := ctx.Text()
// Strip optional # before qid
if txt[0] == '#' {
txt = txt[1:]
}
qid, err := strconv.Atoi(txt)
if err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("'%s' doesn't look like a quote id.", ctx.Text())
return
}
if quote := qc.GetByQID(qid); quote != nil {
if err := qc.RemoveId(quote.Id); err == nil {
ctx.ReplyN("I forgot quote #%d: %s", qid, quote.Quote)
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("I failed to forget quote #%d: %s", qid, err)
}
} else {
ctx.ReplyN("No quote found for id %d", qid)
}
}
func pushDisable(ctx *bot.Context) {
// Do not search by aliases here: it allows someone to change nick
// to a known alias and then disable pushes for that user.
s := pc.GetByNick(ctx.Nick, false)
if s == nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Pushes not enabled.")
return
}
if err := pc.DelState(s); err != nil {
ctx.ReplyN("Error deleting push state: %v", err)
return
}
ctx.ReplyN("Ok, pushes disabled.")
}