func (bugger *Bugger) ChatHandler(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
if !msg.MentionsMe {
return
}
if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"bug report", "bug count"}) && msg.ContainsAny([]string{"how", "help"}) {
var report string
if msg.Contains("bug report") {
report = "bug report"
} else {
report = "bug count"
}
mention := bugger.bot.MentionPrefix
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf(
`*Usage:* %s [give me a | insert demand] <%s> [from the | syntax filler] [last | past] [n] [days | weeks]
*Examples:*
• %s please give me a %s over the last 5 days
• %s produce a %s (7 day default)
• %s I want a %s from the past 2 weeks
• %s %s from the past week`, mention, report, mention, report, mention, report, mention, report, mention, report))
} else {
bugger.aggregateBugReporter(conv, msg)
}
return
}
func (standup *Standup) ChatHandler(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
res := sectionRegexp.FindAllStringSubmatchIndex(msg.Text, -1)
if res != nil {
for _, section := range extractSectionAndText(msg.Text, res) {
standup.TriggerReminders(msg, section.name)
err := standup.StoreLine(msg, section.name, section.text)
if err != nil {
log.Println(err)
}
}
} else if msg.MentionsMe && msg.Contains("standup report") {
daysAgo := util.GetDaysFromQuery(msg.Text)
smap, err := standup.getRange(getStandupDate(-daysAgo), getStandupDate(TODAY))
if err != nil {
log.Println(err)
conv.Reply(msg, standup.bot.WithMood("Sorry, could not retrieve your report...",
"I am the eggman and the walrus ate your report - Fzaow!"))
} else {
if msg.Contains(" my ") {
conv.Reply(msg, "```"+smap.filterByEmail(msg.FromUser.Profile.Email).String()+"```")
} else {
conv.Reply(msg, "```"+smap.String()+"```")
}
}
}
}
func (bugger *Bugger) messageReport(days int, msg *plotbot.Message, conv *plotbot.Conversation, genReport func() string) {
if days > 31 {
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("Whaoz, %d is too much data to compile - well maybe not, I am just scared", days))
return
}
conv.Reply(msg, bugger.bot.WithMood("Building report - one moment please",
"Whaooo! Pinging those githubbers - Let's do this!"))
conv.Reply(msg, genReport())
}
func (dep *Deployer) ChatHandler(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
bot := conv.Bot
if match := deployFormat.FindStringSubmatch(msg.Text); match != nil {
if dep.lockedBy != "" {
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("Deployment was locked by %s. Unlock with '%s, unlock deployment' if they're OK with it.", dep.lockedBy, dep.bot.Config.Nickname))
return
}
if dep.runningJob != nil {
params := dep.runningJob.params
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("@%s Deploy currently running: %s", msg.FromUser.Name, params))
return
} else {
params := &DeployParams{
Environment: match[3],
Branch: match[2],
Tags: match[8],
DeploymentBranch: match[5],
InitiatedBy: msg.FromUser.RealName,
From: "chat",
initiatedByChat: msg,
}
go dep.handleDeploy(params)
}
return
} else if msg.Contains("cancel deploy") {
if dep.runningJob == nil {
conv.Reply(msg, "No deploy running, sorry friend..")
} else {
if dep.runningJob.killing == true {
conv.Reply(msg, "deploy: Interrupt signal already sent, waiting to die")
return
} else {
conv.Reply(msg, "deploy: Sending Interrupt signal...")
dep.runningJob.killing = true
dep.runningJob.kill <- true
}
}
return
} else if msg.Contains("in the pipe") {
url := dep.getCompareUrl("prod", dep.config.DefaultStreambedBranch)
mention := msg.FromUser.Name
if url != "" {
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("@%s in %s branch, waiting to reach prod: %s", mention, dep.config.DefaultStreambedBranch, url))
} else {
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("@%s couldn't get current revision on prod", mention))
}
} else if msg.Contains("unlock deploy") {
dep.lockedBy = ""
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("Deployment is now unlocked."))
bot.Notify(dep.config.AnnounceRoom, "#00ff00", fmt.Sprintf("%s has unlocked deployment", msg.FromUser.Name))
} else if msg.Contains("lock deploy") {
dep.lockedBy = msg.FromUser.Name
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("Deployment is now locked. Unlock with '%s, unlock deployment' ASAP!", dep.bot.Config.Nickname))
bot.Notify(dep.config.AnnounceRoom, "#ff0000", fmt.Sprintf("%s has locked deployment", dep.lockedBy))
} else if msg.Contains("deploy") || msg.Contains("push to") {
mention := dep.bot.MentionPrefix
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf(`*Usage:* %s, [please|insert reverence] deploy [<branch-name>] to <environment> [using <deployment-branch>][, tags: <ansible-playbook tags>, ..., ...]
*Examples:*
• %s please deploy to prod
• %s deploy thing-to-test to stage
• %s deploy complicated-thing to stage, tags: updt_streambed, blow_up_the_sun
*Other commands:*
• %s, what's in the pipe? - show what's waiting to be deployed to prod
• %s lock deployment - prevent deployment until it's unlocked
• %s cancel deploy - cancel the currently running deployment`, mention, mention, mention, mention, mention, mention, mention))
}
}
func (plotberry *PlotBerry) ChatHandler(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
if msg.MentionsMe && msg.Contains("how many user") {
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("We got %d users!", plotberry.totalUsers))
}
return
}
// Handler
func (healthy *Healthy) ChatHandler(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
log.Println("Health check. Requested by", msg.FromUser.Name)
conv.Reply(msg, healthy.CheckAll())
}
func (funny *Funny) ChatHandler(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
bot := conv.Bot
if msg.MentionsMe {
if msg.Contains("you're funny") {
if bot.Mood == plotbot.Happy {
conv.Reply(msg, "_blush_")
} else {
conv.Reply(msg, "here's another one")
conv.Reply(msg, plotbot.RandomString("robot jokes"))
}
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"dumb ass", "dumbass"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "don't say such things")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"thanks", "thank you", "thx", "thnks"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, bot.WithMood("my pleasure", "any time, just ask, I'm here for you, ffiieeewww!get a life"))
} else if msg.Contains("how are you") && msg.MentionsMe {
conv.ReplyMention(msg, bot.WithMood("good, and you ?", "I'm wild today!! wadabout you ?"))
bot.ListenFor(&plotbot.Conversation{
ListenDuration: 60 * time.Second,
WithUser: msg.FromUser,
InChannel: msg.FromChannel,
MentionsMeOnly: true,
HandlerFunc: func(conv *plotbot.Conversation, msg *plotbot.Message) {
conv.ReplyMention(msg, bot.WithMood("glad to hear it!", "zwweeeeeeeeet !"))
conv.Close()
},
TimeoutFunc: func(conv *plotbot.Conversation) {
conv.ReplyMention(msg, "well, we can catch up later")
},
})
}
}
if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"lot of excitement", "that's exciting", "how exciting", "much excitement"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Japanese+kids+spongebob+toys_0ad21b_3186721.gif")
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"what is your problem", "what's your problem", "is there a problem", "which problem"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://media4.giphy.com/media/19hU0m3TJe6I/200w.gif")
return
} else if msg.Contains("force push") {
url := plotbot.RandomString("forcePush")
conv.Reply(msg, url)
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"there is a bug", "there's a bug"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "https://s3.amazonaws.com/pushbullet-uploads/ujy7DF0U8wm-9YYvLZkmSM8pMYcxCXXig8LjJORE9Xzt/The-life-of-a-coder.jpg")
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"oh yeah", "approved"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW250/4496881920/h9C58F860.gif")
return
} else if msg.Contains("ice cream") {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://i.giphy.com/IGyLuFXIGSJj2.gif")
conv.Reply(msg, "I love ice cream too")
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"lot of tension", "some tension", " tensed"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-gif-meeting-strangers-girl-scared1.gif")
conv.Reply(msg, "tensed, like that ?")
return
} else if msg.Contains("quick fix") {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://blog.pgi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jim-carey.gif")
conv.Reply(msg, "make it real quick")
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"crack an egg", "crack something", "to crack"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/8/18/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31656-1352415875-9.gif")
conv.Reply(msg, "crack an egg, yeah")
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"i'm stuck", "I'm stuck", "we're stuck"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://media.giphy.com/media/RVlWx1msxnf7W/giphy.gif")
conv.Reply(msg, "I'm stuck too!")
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"watching tv", "watch tv"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/495/040/9ab.gif")
conv.Reply(msg, "like that ?")
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"spider", "pee on", "inappropriate"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5626597120/hB2E11E61.gif")
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"a meeting", "an interview"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "like this one")
conv.Reply(msg, "https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6696664320/hFC69678C.gif")
return
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"it's odd", "it is odd", "that's odd", "that is odd", "it's awkward", "it is awkward", "that's awkward", "that is awkward"}) {
term := "awkward"
if msg.Contains("odd") {
term = "odd"
}
conv.Reply(msg, fmt.Sprintf("THAT's %s", term))
conv.Reply(msg, "https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8296294144/h7AC1001C.gif")
return
} else if msg.Text == "ls" {
conv.Reply(msg, "```deploy/ Contributors-Guide/ image_server/ sheep_porn/ streambed/\nstreamhead/ README.md```")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"that's really cool", "that is really cool", "really happy"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://media.giphy.com/media/BlVnrxJgTGsUw/giphy.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"difficult problem", "hard problem"}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "naming things, cache invalidation and off-by-1 errors are the two most difficult computer science problems")
} else if msg.Contains("in theory") {
conv.Reply(msg, "yeah, theory and practice perfectly match... in theory.")
} else if msg.Contains("dishes") {
conv.Reply(msg, plotbot.RandomString("dishes"))
} else if msg.Contains(" bean") {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://media3.giphy.com/media/c35RMDO6luMaQ/500w.gif")
} else if msg.Contains("steak") {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6r52h1md1r6nno1.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"booze", "alcohol", "martini", " dog "}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "http://media2.giphy.com/media/ZmJBjPdd44gXS/200w.gif")
} else if msg.ContainsAny([]string{"internet", " tube "}) {
conv.Reply(msg, "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By0J3YHCcAA4UBo.jpg:large")
}
return
}